Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I said I'd do it and here it is.....

I just went pee-pee.

I ignored the poo on the back of the toilet.

I stared at my giner.

Wanna know why?

Cuz - STILL - no red bumpy razor burn.

I'm in love with Mrs. Fatass.

Soon I will stalk her.

This is my public apology. 

She won. 

Here is her link....I owe her a few followers and my first born child.

10 comments:

I'm Just Another Fat Girl -jafg said...

When did you "do the deed"? Or is it a daily thing. I'm still unsure about the whole bald kitty Fee-Nom.

Please educate me.

-jafg

PS. my word is sylogil. Doesn't that sound like a "not so fresh feeling" product? HAHAHA!

Camille said...

What a great blog!! Thanks for the link. I just don't know about "aggressive" exfoliation down there!

verification word..muckis. gross

1reign said...

Don't you feel better getting that apology off your chest or better that the mooch is clear. Ms Fatass knows her stuff

Miss S. said...

I have something that looks just like her "glove". Only mine came with massage oil from a passion party. Hmmmmm

JourneyBeyondSurvival said...

MrsFatass rocks. She just does. I get to see her next week! :) I hope that poop gets blasted by one of those nuclear bombs going off every day in that bathroom. Then it won't bug you anymore.

Rock your husbands' world tonight, and you will be a happy woman! Or, you know, go organize something. Love you babe!

Sandy Lee said...

Me again. I won't leave you alone or un-follow you because I would be so sad. I am almost despondent that you won't come visit my blog for TWO weeks. I will have to go find Ms Fatass to keep me company :-(

Just kidding. But I promised to comment on all your posts for the next two weeks.

Bringing Pretty Back said...

HILARIOUS!

MrsFatass said...

Umm, really? I don't want your children. But you can take one of mine . . .

I kid. I'm funny, right?

And just to show I'm not a sore winner (wait, what?) I'm gonna BYOC on Friday anway. Cuz that's how I roll.

AmeyinIdaho said...

So does it hurt when you do the 'scrubbing'? And do you do it before or after you shave? I'm confused!

When you say scrubber I think of the sponge/scrubbie on my kitchen sink but somehow that doesn't sound right. So...I guess we're going to need some pics....and step by step instructions.

...and thanks for the laugh today

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