Monday, August 23, 2010

I am alive...

Yup - I am sick and twisted....out here in the bayous and I have to blog.

I MISS YOU ALL!

I have not been eaten by alligators - yet.
I have not killed Rambo's mother - yet.
I have not eaten creole or gumbo - and I won't ever be doing that.
I have picked up a Southern accent.
I have found a Sonic and want to marry it.
I have found a Walmart and it makes me feel like home.
I have figured out 100 degree weather is way different than 80 degree weather.
I have sweat enough to fill a bucket.
It is not pretty.

I have to go...just wanted to check in so you can all stop sobbing in a corner somewhere worrying about me and missing me.  (Yup - my ego is still intact)

Oh and 18 hours in the car - 10 miles until we were at our hotel - and both kids puked.  Wowser - fun times.  I nearly died right there on the side of the dirt road in 100 degree heat.  Jesus Frick. 

Buh-bye my friends.

24 comments:

*~D~* said...

Sorry about the kiddos puking! Been there, done that and never been so thankful for a carpet/upholstery cleaning outfit in town to clean up the mess and make the car unstinky!

Lucas said...

Yeah, but you're DOING IT!!! I'm proud, Draz! And Sonic, oh man, how I LOVES me some Sonic! Cherry Limeade? Will you MARRY ME????

Jacquie said...

So glad you are alive! I hope both girls are better and have recovered from the road trip! See you In Chicago in a few weeks Draz!

MrsFatss said...

yah. been there done that on the puke.

Miss you!

Jess said...

Well you should just come on down here to Texas. I live one hour from the Louisiana state line by Lake Charles! It is hott as hell isn't it? It sucks!

Pamela E. Williams said...

Oh my the kids puked. That had to be god awful. poor babies. Don't kill the MIL.

And you just got to try GUMBO, OMG!!!

Marie said...

LOL...well try to relax and have fun...sometimes blogging can be relaxing so keep at it if that is what it takes.

Yuck on the weather though~~~

Ginger said...

you are funny!! go have some fun

Cindylew said...

I'm pulling myself out of the corner and will stop sobbing just long enough to say.....Yayyyyyyyyyyy...Drazil posted.
So sorry about the munchkin puke...that sucks.
Enjoy yourself and know we're all thinking of you sugar smacks.

AmeyinIdaho said...

OMG! Kid puke in 100 degree heat is the worst!! The sun just bakes it into the upholstery and makes it all smell so yummy! (I'm going to gag and throw up for you now).

Glad to hear everyone is still alive....especially YOU!! You are really doing this....you've come a long way baby!!

And thank you for the comment on my blog. I can't wait to meet you in Chicago and give you a huge hug. I love you too!!

Brooke said...

Okay, okay I'll stop wishing my 65 degree day was 80. You've convinced me with your suffering that hotter definitely isn't better.

Maria said...

I need to start a new blog called Sonic Addicts Anonymous! I just had me some Orange Cream Slush Treat today!

Kristin said...

Hooo boy, that's quite a drive. Glad you survived, if only by the grace of God himself. Thanks for checking in!

Sam said...

Glad to hear you are still alive and that the ego is still intact:)

I hope the kids don't have a repeat on the way home. Now go have some fun;)

Jenny said...

Sounds like fun!

DB said...

Aww poor kiddos! Have a great time!! We miss you :)

MandaPanda said...

Gotta love parenthood for that one! Sonic is the freakin' best!

Catherine55 said...

LOL!! Classic car trip!! Your post totally cracked me up -- though I was very relieved to know that no crocs got you! Loved the cute post on BOOBS -- totally made my day. :) :)

Carmen said...

a sonic opened up about a half hour from me....i have not been there....i wish i could add "yet" but i might be lying if i say that!

Lisa said...

Glad your alive! :)

JourneyBeyondSurvival said...

Kisses. Miss you.

Dinnerland said...

Crap. Car vomit is the WORST.
Enjoy the time away and of course, glad you are alive.

Ms. Chunky Chick said...

When are you coming back I MISSES YOU! And since your a list hoochie too I found the ground zero project which makes a mega list for the next 1001 days :)

Band-Babe said...

Just wanted to say HI and that I miss you.