Friday, January 7, 2011

BYOC - Bring Your Own Craziness...(plus a little rainbow farting)

Lollipops!  Look what Miss Katie J found for me.  A little person farting rainbows...and about to pop a neck vein doing it.  I freaking love this.  I'm not going to ask how Katie found this.  I can't imagine what she had to Google to get this.  LOL. 
Okay - on to BYOC!  5 little questions we answer to get to know each other better and to give our brains a break from coming up with blog material!  Copy and paste and enjoy!

1.  If you could have only three electrical items/appliances...what would they be?  (Um...whose gonna be the first to say you know what?  (Perverts - all of you!!))

*  Is it completely and totally vain to say I'd want a curling iron?  Too bad if it is...I need one...or six.  And yup, for sure my PC - the blog, F*cebook, email.  Then I'd have to say the TV.  Who needs a washer when you have a sink?  I *need* stupid, fake, lame reality TV that I can zone out to. 

2.  What do you think Satan's middle name is? 

*  Totally Leroy.  Can't you hear his mother yelling?  "SATAN LEROY - you clean your room right now or else."

(Seriously - who the hell makes up these questions.  Oh shit...that's me isn't it?)

3.  Name two things you are VERY good at.  (Again - can't wait for these answers)

*  I'm good at caring for people in a profound way.  Deeply.  With loyalty. With little gifts just to make you smile.  With words so you know never wonder how much I love you.
*  I'm good with numbers and organizing those numbers.  Hence why I'm an accountant in all 3 jobs.  Hence why I kick ass at it if I do say so myself. 

4.  What is your favorite sundae topping?

*  Easy freaking peasy - hands down - butterscotch.  NOT caramel....yes - there is a total difference.  I used to work at Dairy Queen in high school.  I am a topping expert.  I think that may have been the beginning of my weight gain.  Oops.

5.  Summarize your life in blog land and in real life this week.

Blogland is a happy place with all the new found challenges and motivations and resolutions.  I like it here this week.  Well then again...I like it here every week.

Real life is a shitstorm of crazy busy.  January is tax time and bill time for the 2 PT jobs and the FT job just never stops being busy no matter what month it is.  Oy.  Double green donkey dicks. 

I played volleyball and worked out some days.  Other days - not so much.  I had an all out pity party one day. 

And I survived. 

And I'm still here.  And I posted pictures of my calves.  So there. 

How goes it for you?  Do tell.


Karen Butler Ogle said...

Good questions and tremendous amswer. I'm playing along over on my blog. This is always a lot of fun.

Dazee Dreamer said...

I'm totally stealing those questions for today.

Pamela E. Williams said...

Ok Satan Leroy!!!! Hi-larious!!!!

Katie J said...

All I had to do was Google Drazil and there it was!

Stephanie said...

I am finally back to doing the BYOCs and yes, I am the one who went "There". Now for the question, what is Satan's LAST name?

Nikki said...

OMG OMG OMG! So I went to Google to try to find "farting gumdrops"...and sure enough...within the FIRST line is your signature for your blog. LMAO. I had to share!!! :D

~ Darla ~ said...

I've got a great one for Satan's middle name.

Ms. M said...

The fact that someone created an image of little dude farting a rainbow has me giggling like you wouldn't believe. I mean really, who does that? LOL

Read said...

OMG - I love love love that picture!!!

TrippyTexan said...

Butterscotch! That will always remind me of having sundaes with my grandmother at the DQ (one of like 3 restaurants in that little town). She'd get butterscotch and I'd get chocolate and then we'd share both flavors. Ooooh... now you've gone and made me crave ice cream. :-P

Anyway... sorry you're having kind of a rough time in RL right now what with taxes and all. But I am totally stealing "double green donkey dicks" for future use, just soyaknow.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

visiting from Dazee's blog. Great place you have here!

MizFit said...

you had me at topping.

MAGIC SHELL anyone?!