I wasn't going to post today - because well - um - I'm sicker than a dog who sniffs other dog's butts all day.
Coughing so hard I almost vomit.
Tears come out of my eyes.
My ribs hurt.
Snot drippith from my noseth.
My heads hurts BAD.
I have drank an entire bottle of Tylenol cold medicine in one day.
My fever is so high the insides of my eyes and ears burn.
I want to die.
But? I have Botox in my armpits!!! Woot!
It did NOT hurt. Not at all.
The worst part was almost passing out because I haven't eaten because I feel like - well - duh - read the above.
Have I mentioned I want to die?
Rambo kept bringing me cold washcloths and taking my temp last night when I finally asked when he was going to bed since he had to work the next day. He touched my BURNING UP face and said,
"Baby, I'm not going to work. I already called in so I could stay home and take care of you."
Now doesn't that just make you all warm and fuzzy?
Back to dying.
If you don't see BYOC tomorrow - it's because I actually did die. Jenny will alert the media.