Thursday, July 28, 2011

I might die. For realz.

I wasn't going to post today - because well - um - I'm sicker than a dog who sniffs other dog's butts all day.

Coughing so hard I almost vomit.
Tears come out of my eyes.
My ribs hurt.
Snot drippith from my noseth.
My heads hurts BAD.
I have drank an entire bottle of Tylenol cold medicine in one day.
My fever is so high the insides of my eyes and ears burn.
I want to die.

But?  I have Botox in my armpits!!!  Woot!

It did NOT hurt.  Not at all.

The worst part was almost passing out because I haven't eaten because I feel like - well - duh - read the above. 

Have I mentioned I want to die?

Rambo kept bringing me cold washcloths and taking my temp last night when I finally asked when he was going to bed since he had to work the next day.  He touched my BURNING UP face and said,

"Baby, I'm not going to work.  I already called in so I could stay home and take care of you."

Now doesn't that just make you all warm and fuzzy?

The end. 

Back to dying.

If you don't see BYOC tomorrow - it's because I actually did die.  Jenny will alert the media.

33 comments:

Ronnie said...

Aww, what a sweet man. Get to feeling better, sugarbean. :)

Caron said...

Hope you feel better soon! :)

Ice Queen said...

Oh, you poor thing. Rest, push fluids and let that sweet man pamper you well.

Feel better soon, sweetie.

(No hug... I am not coming anywhere near your viri. ;P)

Samantha said...

d'awwwww. He's so awesome. And I really hope you start feeling better soon!

Bonnie said...

Well at least if you fever gets so bad, you aren't gonna have sweaty pits!!!!

Get well girl.....

terbear287 said...

feel better, oh and does Rambo have a brother. I need me a man like that!

Amanda said...

poor thing!! Feel better!

Karen Butler Ogle said...

I'm glad Rambo stayed home with you. I hope you feel better soon. Hugs.

Lee Ann said...

Awww, what a sweetheart. Glad you have someone to pamper you until you feel better.

Stacey said...

Rambo is my hero! What a great guy. I hope you feel better soon. :)

Dawnya said...

You get some rest and feel better soon. I need you to be your happy gum drop farting self.

Sending you love.

Rambo ROCKS!!!

MandaPanda said...

Aawww...you've got a good man there Draz. Hope you feel better soon.

Lyla said...

Hold onto that Rambo-- he's a keeper.

Lyla said...

Oh! And I hope you feel better vera vera soon.

Justawallflower said...

Oh yucko! so sorry you feel like crapola. But you got a great man there! and so happy to hear about the pain free botox!

Kelly said...

I think everybody loves Rambo right about now. Get better soon!

PS_Iloveyou said...

Feel better soon sickie! Glad you have your Mr. Nurse Rambo man to help you get well!

Sandy Lee said...

You will not die! At least until after Chicago. Feel better, little girl. Sending you some healing vibes.

Laura Belle said...

Aren't summer demon sicknesses the pits!

Speaking of pits....glad yours are all botoxed up!

I am so sending positive care bear land thoughts to you right now to get you all happy sunshiney again!

Beth Ann said...

Feel better soon! Gotta start feeling better so you can enjoy your armpits! ...not a sentence I ever expected to say.

Cece said...

Hope you're feeling better soon. Warm and fuzzy - yes !

bbubblyb said...

Hope you get to feeling better soon. Botox in your arm pits? I definitely need to read back and find out about that lol.

Rachellabelle - My Hips Don't Lie said...

Yikes, I'm sorry you're so sick. Super sweet of your man to stay home with you.

Glad the botox didn't hurt. 25 needles under each arms sounds kind of torturous.

~Lisa~ said...

(((hugggsss))) - feel better soon!

This crazy life of mine... said...

Hope you feel better VERY soon!!

Grace. said...

Awe man, I hope you feel better soon!

Dazee Dreamer said...

damn it girl. get better.

and freak, where in the hell did you find Rambo. because good hell, he is the coolest guy EVER.

Vanessa said...

Feel Better! That's a good man you got!!!

TC30s said...

Hope you feel better soon!

Mrs. Pancakes said...

Get better dear! You will not die!!!!!!!!!!!!

kagead said...

Damn. If I had a Rambo Nurse, I might get sick on purpose.... Hope you are feeling better soon and I'm glad you are getting the TLC you deserve. :)

Cat said...

So very glad you have dry pits! Also - I actually read the part about Rambo staying home to take care of you OUTLOUD to hubby followed by a string of awwwww. Hope he gets the hint.

Andrea said...

That's so awesome about the botox! Hope you feel better soon!