Friday, July 1, 2011

More picture porn...

Live from Satan's armpit...it's me and BYOC (in a second)!!! 

It's over 100 degrees here folks and it's only 10am and so far I've cleaned/filled the pool and weeded all my freaking gardens!  Obviously I have the day off. 

Remember the Southern relatives are coming?  I still have to clean the house AND get my tan on. 
From the hours of noon to whenever-the-hell-I-feel-like-it...I shall be bikini-clad pretending I'm skinny
and just waiting on Ryan Reynolds to come home.

Oh and since it's not often I get to brag about my not-so stellar parenting skills - I would just like to report that even though there were warnings everywhere about not leaving your pets in a car for even 5 minutes because they would melt....we had soccer practice. 

Rambo and I played a full 45 minutes in that heat with 5 other adults and about 15 kids. 
I was a walking drop of sweat.  I was pppeeeerrrrttyyy.  But God I was happy. 
Yes I was sucking oxygen and nearly dying but I did it and so did Rambo. 
My kid was proud...because other parents stood and watched.
 They'd beg their parents to play and they'd say NO. 

That used to be me...the NO parent

Lastly, I went shopping yesterday afternoon and since I'm still too chubby to fit in clothes,
 I bought more shoes.  Here - I shall show you.

Yes - these are slingback AND peep toe - and get this???  EIGHT dollars!
Remember how I had to return that sexy pair of nude shoes cuz they didn't fit? 
Well - I had to wanted replace them cuz I still needed wanted nude shoes you know?

You can't really tell but these are black shiny SNAKESKIN and peep toes. 
I have this thing with snakeskin lately.


Oh and fine...I forgot to tell you the purse lady called from the purse party I went to
and they are sold out of the one I wanted so I cancelled the order. 
Which obviously meant I still needed a new purse.
Again with the snakeskin right?



Oh and fine fine fine - I'll admit I did buy some Nike shorts and shirts and
some other workout clothes and a cool sports bra. 
I couldn't help it - they were on sale.
Sue me if you must.

Holy moist monkey turds...I must go do BYOC!!!  It is way past time!

P.S....still rocking the NS....GO ME!  (and Rambo)

16 comments:

Caron said...

"Here, I shall show you." Ha ha I love your blog. I no longer wear heels at my age but I love the last purse. Very nice. :)

Ronnie said...

Ooh, I love the shoes - especially the nude ones! :)

Dr. Fat To Fit said...

Seriously I want to go shoe shopping with you sometime. So cute and cheap! Love it!

Karen Butler Ogle said...

Love the shoes and the bag but I won't be walking in heels that high. I would fall and bust my ass I'm sure. I'm 5'8 already and have always towered over other ladies. Heels would just make it worse, even if I could walk in them.

Kristina B said...

LOVE the nude shoes!!!

Amanda said...

Love the shoes! Yay for hot soccer!

Cat said...

/drool Oops, sorry. Again with the shoes. And that BAG! Holy snakeskin I'm in love. Love the color and that trim (zipper?) near the top!!

Tori said...

OOOO...Shoe porn....I love it....lol.

Rachellabelle - My Hips Don't Lie said...

I need some black snake skin peep toes now too!!

Joanna said...

LOVE the shoes - and the purse is AWESOME!!

I have a pink one...it's my favorite thing in the whole wide world...tied with my kids - maybe.

Laura Belle said...

Ummm...I just licked my computer screen.

Those shoes are just DEEE-Lish!

'Cuse me, I need to go back up and look again.

Yup, need me some of those.

Dawnya said...

Yeah for no longer being the "NO" parent. So proud. I love that darn purse.

Justawallflower said...

I swear, I just bought some nude shoes that look exactly like the second pair you posted!

Bridget said...

I have a shoe addiction, too. At the airport this morning I saw a woman wearing the most adorable sandals...oooh I so wanted to ask her where she got them!

Rachellabelle - My Hips Don't Lie said...

Thanks for your sweet comments. I was sure my e-mail was visible. I checked -- it is now. :) Always love to hear from you.

Ms. Chunky Chick said...

I am such a sexy shoe whore. i can't wear heels but damn girl I bet they make the legs go on sexy double time