Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Shopping with the people who live in my head.

Weelllll....me, Draz, and Sheniqua went shopping on Friday afternoon.

It was uneventful - mostly.

Here's just a teensy preview of what I bought:

Crotchface Sheniqua wasn't very impressed.
Then there were these:


Would you all like to know what the price tag on these wedges was?  Sixty five buckaroos!
Would you all like to know how much I paid for them?  Nine ninety five! As in under $10.

It's okay.  You can cry.  I may or may not have cried myself.

Moving on to these:

Now yes - these aren't all that flashy and blingy BUT I recently bought a bohemian flowy shirt with cut outs down the arms with big fat flowers all over it and the flowers in it are olive green - like the above wedges.

Oh here - I'll show you. 
Yes - in this picture the flowers look more hunter green than olive green but I swear - it matches.



Seriously - yes - these ARE the things that replay over and over in my brain - courtesy of Draz.

He and Sheniqua are NOT fun to shop with.  I miss Jenny most on days like this.
Mainly because at one point I didn't realize a shirt had a side zipper and I may or may not have gotten stuck for a period of over 3 minutes in the dressing room.  In a shirt.

On to more shoes:




I say again, these are the assholes that live in my brain.

I bought a cheetah dress in the brown hues and a one shoulder cheetah shirt in black hues. 
A blingy belt, blingy earrings and bracelets and even a pair of blingy jeans.

I am officially done with shopping for things to wear for my trip to Chicago.

Well................... maybe.

25 comments:

Dawnya said...

Seriously...it's like 4 am. I do believe you should still be asleep. Not online posting shoe porn for Laura and Cat to drool over.

However...the hooker shoes totally got my mojo going this morning. I love a good pair of hooker shoes.

AutumnLeaves said...

Oh boy...I LOVE the pink print wedges and those olive green sandals. The other two pairs not my cup o' tea but to each his own, yes? LOL The guys I used to work with many moons ago would call those two pairs "f*@! me" shoes. Yes, they did talk like that. All of the time.

Miz said...

oooh If loving the hooker shoes is wrong I DO NOT WANNA BE RIGHT!

xo

mommykinz said...

LOVE your new shoes - wish I could wear the hooker shoes (frankenfoot wouldn't let me wear the heels, but the wedges, beautiful!)
Love Drazil and your nussing girl - they make me laugh every post - your pagina hanging out. LOL.
Thanks

Vanessa said...

Love Love the shoes ~ I am so jealous that you can walk in those things!

MandaPanda said...

I almost bought a pair just like one of the ones above...didn't...just because they didn't have my size. Love them!

Karen Butler Ogle said...

I love the shoes, Draz but I would fall on my ass in any of them. I don't do balance well. I'm tall already and hate towering over people. They are beautiful though and if I didn't have to stand up and walk in them I would buy them. LOL

Bonnie said...

ummmm you can never have enough shoes period....what you need to do is take that shoe off and slap Sheniqua with it.....just sayin'

Amanda said...

LOVE THE SHOES! I live in the country and I wouldn"t get the chance to wear them! But I love all the wedges!!

Ronnie said...

Ooh, I love it. I've officially put a ban on myself - NO MORE SHOPPING TIL BOOBS! :)

Damnit, all those shoes are fabulous, though.

Miss April said...

Those shoes are HOTT!! I read an article recently that said women spend about $1200 shopping for clothes & shoes for a vacation when the vacation only costs about $800. It also said that women pack about 7 pairs of shoes and only end up wearing 2....... :)

Stephanie said...

The day you quit shopping is the day I am a size 2. Don't you have teal shoes you need to buy? Just sayin'...

Jessica said...

You have amazing taste in shoes.... DROOL lol

Lap Band Gal said...

Love the sparkly silver glitter shoes!

Lana said...

YES! to all of them. Holy Crap I love shoes. Now that I'm losing weight...the poor husband is in for a rude awakening. Poor man has NO idea how much I love shoes...hee hee hee...evil laugh.

Carmen said...

holy cheese and crackers! are you sure there is going to be enough room for me and jenny in the room with all your dang shoes?? lol

Bodacious Boomer said...

Looks like you had a big ol shoegasm young one.

Vanessa @ Gourmet Runner said...

Let the drooling commence. Those silver sparklers? I am in love. Take the ones with the biggest heel and give Drazil a little poke, would you?

Fat in Suburbia said...

Love love love the shoes. I am so jealous of your BOOOBs convention. You're going to look fabulous!

Kelly said...

I will be the 100th person to say I love those silver platform heels. How do you walk in those things? Does NUSSING hurt at all when you wear them?

Lisa Mancini said...

HMMM, Yep, love those shoes. Which ones? WHO CARES!!! Nice Shoes!!!

Rachellabelle - My Hips Don't Lie said...

I'm dizzy with giddiness from all the pretty photos. I NEED to go shopping. Oh yeah - and I used to have at least a dozen pair of black sling backs. You can never have enough.

mallory said...

I don't know your feelings about shoe shopping online, but if you haven't already check out gojane.com ... Serious shoegasms.

Read said...

the pink flower wedges - to. die. for.!!! I'm just sayin'

Cat said...

And you had to post this while I was on Vacay huh??? Well, at least it was sweet lovin shoe porn to return home to. :) Holy hell girl, I have to see pics of the silver sparklies at BOOBs with what you are wearing with them.

Also lol at Dawnya. *grin* though I see our fellow shoe whore Laura didn't comment. Hmmmm was she ill?