Friday, February 24, 2012

BYOC - Bring Your Own Crazy! (massively crazier than usual!)

Okay - it's Friday - which means it's time for BYOC.  Bring Your Own Crazy! 

This week I dipped into the family reserves (2 daughters and Rambo) and asked them what they'd like to ask you guys.

#1 comes from Rambo....

1.  If you were going to scratch your ass in public, which cheek would you start with?

Yup, I asked for his help and this is what I get.  Seriously.  I have to live with this shiz.   I'd totally start with the right though.  Just like I hate odd numbers, I'm not a fan of anything left. 

I cannot believe I just answered that.

#2 comes from Watermelon (11 yr. old)

2.  If you were a fashion designer, what's the first item of clothing you'd design for yourself and why.

I think it'd be a swimsuit.  One that fits in EVERY way instead of just being "okay" or "just fine".  Or you know what?  I'd design a purse because NO purse on Earth has ever had exactly what I want it to have.

#3 is from me.

3.  Remember last week when I told you to describe yourself in 5 positive words?  This week - turn to your family or anyone next to you and ask them to describe you in 5 words and LISTEN to their answers.

Watermelon's words for me are:

(boy, do I have her fooled, huh?)

Banana's words for me are:
pink (oh HELL YAH)
dresses up
high heels
Harley Davidson

Okay - once again.  She is 6.  She does not know what an adjective is.  Nor does she know that she used way more than 5 words.

And she thinks I'm curtains. 

My kid is brilliant.

Rambo's words for me are:

(he's obviously trying to get laid or not get slapped)

#4 is a repeat question and I'm only doing 4 questions today since #3 is kinda long-ish.

4.  Summarize your week in blog land and in real life.

Real life has been good...nothing too exciting.  I'm sooo glad it's Friday.  I have a HUGE weekend planned...meaning I have a HUGE list of things to get done for the part time jobs.  Me and my rock star life.  I decided what to do for Lent finally...

Blog life is also good. I'm going to pick a blogger for my Lent work and post a link to that tomorrow.  I found a few new blogs to follow too and that's always fun.


Kelliann said...

What FAB answers! I LOVE LOVE LOVE your 6 year olds answers the best... reminds me of my 5 year old! teehee!

MandaPanda said...

Hmmm..I'll answer these but I'm not happy about it. LOL. I love your kids''s how they see you and that's awesome! :)

tz said...

love the kids' answers...I'm afraid I'll get words like 'mean' for mine :D

Cat said...

I love that you'd design a purse!! It's soooo very you. : )

And I would love to be described as curtains. Think about it they are a beautiful and flowy accessory to any room. *grin* *hearts for Banana*

Ice Queen said...

Rambo's question cracked me up. Typical man. hee hee I loved your family's answers to your question.

I also hate odd numbers. And I would also design a purse. I love purses. So. Much.:D

Oh, and for Rambo: I would scratch my right cheek first, since I am right handed.

Not going to have my family answer those five word questions. I fear the answers... heh heh

Becky said...

Yay my first one. Love the "design your own purse" idea!!!!!

Absolutely, Positively Josie said...

Well, I'm left handed, and I love odd numbers, so don't hate me. =)
But I do share your sentiment about purses.

Enjoy your weekend, Drazil! And may you one day design the perfect purse.

Bridget said...

Oooh, I love all the answers to number three!! Rambo's question was hilarious. Totally something I would get if I asked for some help in my house :-0

Laura Belle said...

Love this!!!
Well, except for Rambo's question. What the heck. Such a dude thing. (But completely hilarious!!)

I love all your words!! Perfect for you!
At first I was like, why does Banana describe you as curtains???? Does draz have a fetish with window treatments???? lol!


Your kids answers are so cute and funny!!!!

BeesKnees said...

Ha your 1st question reminded me about the "Goatse" if you don't know what that is, Google it but I WARN YOU NSFW that should probably stop you right there, lol.

RockBand Barbie said...

I am so with ya on the swimsuit. Why do the little, itty bitty size 2 swimsuits have an underwire/support in the tops but the big girl sizes have a shelf bra??? I'm the one who needs some support, not somebody who could still fit in a training bra.

mommykinz said...

ahh the swimsuit that fits the entire derriere region and doesn't leave a cheek hanging out - that would be perfection!

Gilly said...

Your kids made me smile :). All I could get out of my 5 year old was that daddy farts and the he laughed and laughed...