You know how I get 20 shots of botox in my little armpits so that I don't sweat through my shirts? Wellll...I want botox in my vagina.
If I were in a public gym - I'd probably get asked to leave for inappropriate sweating.
Want proof? I can't believe I'm going to show this or that I sat around taking pictures of my sweaty vagina...but I did.
Yup - that's my sweaty crotch after a 67 minute workout. Blech. Does anyone else sweat profusely here?? Please tell me it's not just my hoo-haa.
I mean - it's not the ONLY place I sweat. My back does its fair share. And yes - I do have on orange striped underwear...which again would be cause for them to throw me out of the gym.
Gone are the days of fashionable working out with pretty pony tails and cute workout gear. Nope. Not when I work out at home.
Oh oh - seeing the above picture reminded me....
I got my latest tattoo drawn up!!!!!!!!!
I'm so freaking excited. Rambo will be getting his arm band at the same time. His is going to be black only. Mine? 18 bazillion bright colors. So many that mine is almost double his cost. I'm adding to a current foot tattoo all the way up to close to my knee.
Sunflowers (I've always been drawn to them), 3 mushrooms (all bright colors), 1 morel mushroom (this is the most meaningful part of the tat but I don't really want to talk about it because it's both painful and happy), 2 or 3 little flying fairies, and tons of English ivy.
Can't wait to show it to you all! My appointment is in about a month!
Now tell me -w hen you work out -where do you sweat the most?