It’s time for WTF Wednesday where we list anything and everything that makes us want to scream WTF!! Copy the badge above and paste to your own blog if you want to join in the fun!
• I wish that I understood brains and head games and thoughts and emotions more. I wish I had a magic wand to fix the people in my life that are so damaged and in so much pain that they can only do one thing – which is self-destruct. WhyTF does anyone have to go through that? WhyTF does the family have to watch? Helplessly. Rambo’s sister is in trouble this time. And I don’t know how to help her. No one does.
• WhyTF does the fact that a person has a penis make losing weight almost effortless? Seriously. A guy here at work has lost 42 lbs in 10 weeks…and he hasn’t worked out once. I want to shank him in his skinny leg. WTF!
• A bunch of people we know just finished the tough mudder race. It’s a 13 mile race of obstacles with fire, walls, pits, electricity and lots and lots of MUD. Rambo is seriously thinking about doing it next year and wants me to do it with him. How do I tell him that I think I’ve turned into one of them annoying women who doesn’t want to get dirt under my acrylic nails? I used to live on a farm. WTF happened to me?
• I bought the 50 Shades of Grey book – just to see what all the hype is about. The weirdest thing about the book is the fact that I discussed it with Banana’s kindergarten teacher. Who is 8 months pregnant. On the field trip. It was funny…and awkward all at once. Mildly inappropriate but then again – she’s a woman just like me once you take away the teacher role. I’m into the 2nd chapter already and there’s still no sex scene. WTF is up with that?
• Next year Watermelon has to make a bug collection. Like seriously find real bugs, freeze dry them and stick pins through their frozen bodies onto a board and label them. My sister knows this and had the balls to send me a picture of a bug she’s saving for Watermelon that she thought was “cool”. WTF! No bugs are “cool”. I texted her back and told her to never ever send me a picture of a bug again or I would shank her. WhoTF does that?
• Banana thinks that the minute I get in the bathtub, that it is time for her to come sit on the toilet and have a chat with me. Probably because I can’t get away. Sometimes she gets right down by the side of the tub and chats. She did that last night and at one point leaned in really close and said to me, “Mama, why are there dots around your nipples on your boops?” I said I didn’t know. She then says, “Let’s take a closer look at them.” WTF!! Are you a doctor or nipple dot scientist? Why do kids have the insatiable need to know everything???
• Lastly – guess WhoTF designed my next tattoo? Guess how gorg it is? It has like triple meaning and I love love love me some tats with meaning. It’s Jenny – my bestie. It’ll go on my right wrist since a tat symbolic of Rambo is on my left wrist. It’s dainty and feminine yet strong and knowing she made it makes it even more special. For now I have scratched my other tat design until I can wrap my head around the meaning behind it and not feel pain when I think of it. I can’t wait to get it and show you all!!
That’s it for me! Now tell me WTF is up with you today!