IWTSU = I Want To Shank U
IWTHU = I Want To Hug U
Mr. IT Man who had to upgrade my computer – IWTSU. What’s it to you if my desktop background is filled with motivational quotes about running and working out? Here’s a thought….read them and try them on for size. You’re no perfect human specimen by any means.
Mrs. Coach of my daughter’s vball team – IWTSU. Why do you care if the kids want to learn how to set even though they aren’t 6 feet tall? Oh – I see – teaching them this would require you to have a plan or perhaps get off your phone.
Mr. Janitor - IWTHU. Thank you for refilling the candy drawer with what may be my new favorite. Milk Duds. Dude. You rock like Donkey Kong.
Parent who gave me a nasty look when they saw my kid had no fruit in her lunch box – IWTSU. What’s it to you if my kid has a brownie with her lunch? See that pink spot out there on the playground? That’s my kid high on sugar running circles around yours. My kid never sits down. That brownie ain’t gonna kill her. You know you want one for yourself.
Me - who got her ass on the treadmill even though I really wanted to just keep eating out of the 8 lb. bag of M&Ms Rambo bought me - IWTHU.
Other parent who sits in the bleachers screaming bloody murder at 11 year olds playing volleyball – IWTSU. Can’t you just sit quietly and clap and once in a while scream like a raging lunatic? Why must you do it the WHOLE time? Do you not see the entire crowd rolling their eyes at you? Are you a professional athlete? No? I didn’t think so.
Rambo - IWTHU - because right now as I type this you are reading a book to our 7 year old...even as you yawn just about every time you turn a page because you got up at 3am to work at your PT gig this morning. Thank you. For being that kind of Daddy.
9-11 Terrorists - IWTSU - over and over and over again.
9-11 survivors and victims - IWTHU - and take all your pain away.
Another 45 minutes on the treadmill tonight! Booyah!
Incline of 12 AND AND AND...
.....even some baby sweat to prove it!!!!
(Let's all be thankful I didn't take a picture of my nether regions, mkay?)
Feel free to join in and tell me who you'd like to hug and you'd like to shank.
Shanking with others makes me happy.