I WISH that kids came with return receipts, money-back guarantees and power-train warranties. I know why they don’t though. Because on mornings like today, my ass would have been the first in line at the store asking to exchange my kid for some other angel who doesn’t throw tantrums and scream bloody murder before 7am. Would any of you like to know why my child threw a tantrum? Duh. Because she was cold. And didn’t want to get uncovered and get dressed. Ayup. Completely valid. An absolutely sane reason to scream, stomp one’s feet, do the ugly cry and blow snot bubbles. Gosh, I love starting my morning like this.
I WISH that everyone knew of my hatred of the P words…so that when I have a random discussion with my neighbor and she mentions that her husband has been puking and “shitting his guts out” she would know that my shanking her is just an instinctive reaction and it’s not personal. It’s just about the hatred of the P words.
I WISH I was more excited to work out tonight with my friend.
I WISH that my other friend wasn’t diagnosed with severe post-partum depression. It’s hard enough having an infant and then to deal with any of those kinds of feelings – just sucks. I told her to start using my tanning bed just to make her feel better and relax and have some time away from her baby. We’re just going to pretend that it doesn’t cause cancer.
I WISH it wasn’t the harvest season. I vaguely remember Rambo getting up at 3am this morning and hugging and kissing me goodbye and the next thing I remember is him laughing in the dark at me. Apparently in my half-ass awake state, I refused to let go of him. Oopsie.
I WISH a person I knew would learn to give 100% to a few things instead of 10% to a billion things. Rambo has his hands full with the prison and semi jobs and he doesn’t need her errors to make the other 2 jobs difficult. He just doesn’t have the time and patience for that at the end of an 18 hour work day and it makes me want to punch her in the vagina.
I WISH I could live in Jax Teller’s pocket. He’s the head of the motorcycle gang on Sons of Anarchy. And I love him. Cuz he’s so hot. And he’s the bad boy. And did I mention he's a biker? Mmmm...
I WISH that people cared as much about the economy and politics as much as the people around me have cared about the Packer game ref screw-up this week. I love football as much as the next guy but if I haven’t protested about wages, gas prices, healthcare, or the Middle East terrorism…then I don’t think I’ll be protesting about a football game. Just seems a little skewed to me….but that’s just me, I suppose.
What do you wish today?