Take for instance yesterday – at work. I was walking back from the kitchen when a guy I work with started walking with me. He leans in and says to me, with a smile, “Is that bush giving you any trouble lately?”
What the holy f*ck did you just ask me?
Then I remembered we work with a guy whose last name is Bush. So he meant bush as in that guy with the last name of Bush – not bush as in the slang word an 11 year old boy uses for vagina.
I stammered out my reply of “Um no…no Bush trouble here.”
Kind like it was hard not to giggle when the OPrez outright openly lied about Libya last night. Or wouldn’t answer how much he’d cut licenses and permits (62% by the way). Or how you can’t dispute that gas was $1.86 a gallon and it’s now over $4.00 a gallon.
I was waiting for Big Bird to make an appearance and show both of them a thing or two about playing nice and how not to interrupt people but instead we just got a moderator who backed the O up with a lie. How sweet
It’s been a long day already because in the middle of the night, Banana tapped me and said, “Mama, Watermelon is awake and sitting by the toilet.”
I got up and went in and there sat Banana rubbing Watermelon’s back as she hung over the toilet. I told her to go back to bed – that I could get it from here….even though I was thinking about running. Far, far away.
Just 2 days and counting before Rambo and I go to the college football game on Saturday. I have my face and nail tattoos and clothes all ready. Then Sunday is my birthday and Rambo will NOT shut up about my present. I’d like to poke his eyes out because I hate surprises.
I did however, find out, that his old home football jersey is available - so I’ll be wrapping that up for him as a surprise for his birthday in November. And since he turns 40, I will be thinking of something embarrassing to put in our yard on a big ‘ol piece of plywood so people honk when they go by. That’ll teach him to surprise me.
Happy Wednesday Skittles! See you tomorrow for TTT!