Thursday, December 27, 2012

Bring on the new year!

Did you think I died? Did you hope maybe I did? LOL
Be not afraid – I’m alive!! And back to update you on my ultra exciting life!

Christmas is over! Thank God if you ask me. I crave routine and normalcy and Christmas is all about weird routines and weird places and let’s face it – weird people – that you have to pretend you like.
My social anxiety goes into overdrive!

Despite the hives, we had a great Cmas and my kids got more presents than one person needs in a lifetime.

Rambo had texted me the week before Cmas and just said, “Hey – what size bra do you wear?”

OH SHIT was my first reaction. Then I started begging him NOT to buy me a bra.

He did it anyway. He got creative and looked at a bra in the laundry basket for a size. He got me a beautiful mint green rhinestone encrusted bra and matching thongs from Victoria Secret. Gorgeous and it fits. He got me a PINK yoga pants set and some perfume from the ‘ol VS too.

We, of course, attended church and one of my kids, of course, turned three shades of white during the mass and ended up throwing up in the church bathroom. I mean really – what’s Cmas mass without someone throwing up in the middle of it?

I watched White Christmas and Elf and Christmas Vacation too many times to count. I didn’t even gain weight….because I’ve had the flu for almost a week. I didn’t have the “in bed wanting to die” flu…but just generally don’t feel great and am nauseous so YAY for me – I didn’t gain the normal 10 lbs in 2 days like I usually do.

I saw my brother for the first time in 2 years for about 5 hours. That’s all I’m going to say about that.

I played Christmas Bingo and liked it.

I worked every day of my 7 days off just to forget how much I missed Rambo. I have four more days off coming up and I’m not exactly sure what I’ll be doing those four days.

Oh wait – yes I do! I’m dying to take down my Cmas decorations and get our life back to normal.
Normal is good for crazy people like me.

Rambo has to work every day so we won’t celebrate New Year’s Eve or Day. I’m a little nervous about him working that holiday because the inmates have been acting up lately. Holidays are tough in prison. When the inmates get no mail and no visitors – they finally realize they are all alone – even on Christmas. And then they lash out at the guards. I just found out that a woman guard was assaulted on Cmas Eve. Rambo will tell me the details tonight…but I’m not sure I actually want to hear them.

That’s pretty much it. Wasn’t that knock-your-socks-off exciting???

Back to work for me. I’m sitting in my office with the tree lights on and Cmas music blaring. It’s just me and another girl in the front office today and that’s how I like it. I have no problem working the holidays so other people can be with their families. Rambo and I will email each other all day about how winning the lottery would fix everything.

I’d never leave his arms. Well, except to go out to buy shoes. Duh.

Bring on the new year!!!


LDswims said...

I love you.

Normal will be back up and running very soon. Hang in there.

Sounds like a beautiful holiday, though. Glad you are surviving.

Joanna said...

Sounds like a great Christmas! I missed you, too!

Frickin' Fabulous at 40 said...

We have Christmas 3.0 on Sunday, and THEN we're done! Happy New Year!!

Cat said...

Normal sounds so good to me! I've still got one more Cmas celebration to get through though then it can get back to normal around here. Also - I have to work New Years Eve and New Year's Day this year. Weirdness that happens every 13 years or so around here. : ) Missed you!!

tz said...

I'm with you...wanting to get back to 'normal' sounds like you got some cute presents!

angel shrout said...

Trust me we already have one of our 3 trees down. I make the most of Gene's time home this week and get that honey do list knocked out for the most part. I am gonna have to find a job asap to help with bills it is just more than he alone can handle right now in this crappy economy. Glad you are getting back to normal. The prison thing sucks sending prayers for the guard who got attacked and all of those still there keeping them together and safe.

Poochy Ponders said...

Christmas tree came down today. One step closer to normal. :)

BEE said...

thanks for the comment
i feel ya with the whole prison thing cuz my hubby is a guard too
its scary and i just dont want to know half the time what happens but they do have to taqlk bout it they cant hold it in so we listen right lol

Kyla @ Mommys Weird said...

Whoa, Whoa. Now those are some good Christmas gifts. Tell you husband that my husband thinks he's a dick.

Robyn's Nest said...

Winning the lottery sounds like a plan. It is mine to fix all my problems too!
Love you and glad you you made it through the holidays and are back.

Stormy@Big Butt Theory said...

Glad i'm back right around the time you are back. Missed your posts. HAppy New year ... Bring on the routine that will be 2013...

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-25 percent of American women take psychiatric drugs for mental illnesses.
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FitBy40 said...

Happy New Year to you and your family!