The little heifer is down 6 pounds. He’s pretty proud of himself and he should be. Last night he lifted weights with the neighbor and then went back downstairs later to do cardio. I nearly passed out in shock. Two a day?? From my boy? Wowser.
This morning he is doing an armed escort and taking some inmates to other prisons and the hospital so instead of emailing me he’s been texting me inappropriate things all morning.
It always amazes me how Rambo can turn any conversation – like a weigh-in - into a sex proposition.
Let me show you. This was our convo.
How is my baby doll this morning? Wanna know how my weigh in went?
Down 5.5 lbs this week. (he lost .5 the first week).
I’m so proud of you. Holy crap!
I’m proud of you too. You’re going to look so hot on my Harley this summer.
I’ll have to hold your hand constantly so all the girls know you’re mine.
I’ll be too busy kicking all the guy’s asses for looking at you to notice other girls.
Haha! You’re funny.
Can we have sex tonight after I work out?
Wait. What?? Dude – focus. You’re armed with guns, batons and tasers sitting next to a gang member. FOCUS.
That’s not what I really said. I can’t type here what I really said. You’re just gonna have to let your little minds wander.
Moving back to the topic at hand – which if you recall was weight loss and fitness....I have a few questions.
My dear, fellow-tattoo loving friend Mizfit posted recently about how to become a morning worker-outer. God bless her muscle-filled soul but that girl gets up at 4am every day to work out…and I’ve asked her for a good year how she does it. I know Robyn and Cat do morning workouts. Anyone else?
How the hell do you do it without yawning all the way through it? I did it ONE time – and I couldn’t stop yawning AND I could only go in slow motion. I felt like it was worthless because I had no “spunk” that early. Does that go away with time?
Rambo gets up at 4am and my ultimate goal is to get up with him and work out….sigh.
Also, in other
Until this morning, when I ate said broccoli stalks and figured out that I like them. I guess now I have to unshank the makers of the broccoli that I promised to shank earlier.
Speaking of – another question. This morning I ate the damn broccoli stalks because I forgot to bring my breakfast….so I did the only smart thing any chick
I’ve heard it’s best because you’ll burn it off all day rather than eating a large supper and then going to bed. Do any of you do that? I know some people consider their entire diet by the order of the way they eat. Meaning that’s the diet they are on – the one where you eat a large meal for breakfast and they get smaller as the day goes on. How do you feel about that? Ever done it? Believe in it?
Although the stupid broccoli stalks were good – it felt dumb. Like I was worried someone might walk in my office and see me eating chicken, brown rice and broccoli – for breakfast - and I’d have to explain myself like I got caught smoking meth or something. Isn’t that weird?
Apparently it’s a crime to eat broccoli for breakfast in Care Bear Land. However, pizza is totally fine. In case you were wondering.