Thursday, January 10, 2013
Ten Things Thursday!
8-Did you feel the Earth shake lately? Things feel a little “odd”? Well – um – that’s because I haven’t had a Mountain Dew in days. Yes – you heard me right. Duh-ays. Some may say I’m taking this getting healthy thing a bit too far and I’d usually agree…except I’ve seen me naked. You’re welcome for that lovely image.
9-I bought Rambo two dog tags for Cmas. One has skulls on it and one has the NFL team on it that he likes. Seriously – I ask you. Is there anything hotter than a man with tattoos lifting weights wearing dog tags? I think not.
10-Last night I was watching a sitcom at 7pm with Banana and a man and a woman were taking each other’s clothes off and breathing heavy. They stopped there but it lasted long enough for Banana to ask me, “Why are they making noise and breathing so heavy, Mom?” I told her they both had just finished running a marathon. Her attention span is too tiny to question my answer so we moved right on her saying, “I think both of my legs are broken because they hurt, Mom.” Thank God for tiny attention spans.
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