Well, I’ll tell you heifer….just because you asked.
I don’t believe that people who go to church every single weekend have a better chance at going to heaven than anyone else. I know a lot of those people and let’s just say…church ain’t helping them.
I believe that there is such a thing as too much glitter but there can never be too much sparkle or bling.
I believe any man that I love should remember our first date anniversary, our wedding anniversary and my birthday and his kid’s birthdays. I don’t believe that “I’m a man” is a valid excuse to forget these things. They are important. Make an effort dudes. (for the record – Rambo knows all of these - without ever being reminded. He takes a vacation day for every one of these days so that he doesn’t have to work on them.)
I believe that blood doesn’t make you my family. Being called family is a privilege, not a right.
I believe that there is a big difference between being incapable of showing love and being unwilling to show love. I believe it’s a choice.
I believe in rising above bad experiences and hurtful childhoods instead of using them as an excuse to act like an idiot as an adult.
I believe in working hard, making sacrifices and not being a burden on society unless it’s necessary. I don’t believe in hand outs. I don’t believe the government owes me anything and I don’t believe in receiving entitlements that I haven’t earned.
I believe in the Second Amendment – even if that includes assault rifles. And yes, we own quite a few of them.
I believe in daily naps whenever possible.
I believe that a woman can never have enough shoes, purses or clothes. It’s just not possible.
I believe in breaking cycles and always reaching for better and doing more.
I believe everyone should fart gumdrops once in their life and spend a day in Care Bear Land. Trust me, it’s bliss.
I believe in sleeping in the same bed as my husband until one of us dies.
I believe good marriages are full of good sex.
I believe that after death – we live on. I can’t believe anything but that.
I believe people make mistakes…a lot of them. But I believe in forgiveness – of myself and of others.
I don’t believe that you should be allowed to have 10 kids – if you expect me to pay for them.
I believe that sex has become less about intimacy and emotions and love and more about feeling good in the moment even if it means regretting it later. I believe that sex with everything that moves has become damn near acceptable.
I believe in the death penalty. And I believe most of the people Rambo babysits daily shouldn’t be alive.
I believe in making my kids work and do chores and not handing them everything unless they earn it. I believe in discipline and consequences and I believe that my kids should get to make their own decisions about their own beliefs.
I believe in a God that loves me – even if I don’t go to church every Sunday.
What do you believe in?