I haven’t updated you recently on the size or reduction of Sheniqua’s ass, have I? Are you afraid that said ass fell off the health wagon and into a huge vat of Skittles?
Well – do not be afraid.
My ass is still on the correct wagon. I took a teensy weensy detour and instead of losing, I maintained for a couple weeks. I suppose that is better than gaining – however – it messes with my anal OCD spreadsheet of where my weight loss should be.
I had a span of about 3 weeks where I got at least 4 migraines a week. New meds, possible botox or acupuncture are all on the agenda at this point. All I know is that it’s hard to live any kind of life in that much pain 4 days a week…and I’m so over it.
This week I have renewed enthusiasm and vigor. << My God – that’s a stupid-ass word. Vigor? I mean who uses that word? Whatever.
Last night I got my ass on the treadmill and I nearly drowned in my own sweat.
I was duh-eye-ing.
I did some HIIT intervals and ran my short, stubby little legs at 6mph sprints just to see if I could define self-inflicted torture. I was soaked. Thank your lucky stars I didn’t take a picture by the way.
However, I felt amazeballs when I was done. Why do I forget how much I seriously love how good working out feels?
Anywhoozle….do not worry your pretty little heads about Sheniqua’s ass. It is still shrinking. I recently had to buy a dress for the upcoming wedding shower I have to attend and I’m pretty sure that’s where the renewed “vigor” is coming from. The summer events I want to look hot at are coming FAST.
There’s no time to waste. My ass needs to be running every night.
Oh and I did get my two custom made chevron items from Etsy and neither of them fit. I accidentally didn’t give her the right measurements of my bahoobies and I can get them on but I have a uniboob. It pisses me off BAD because one is mint green chevron and one is grey chevron and they are adorbs! I want to shank my own boobs….so they’ll deflate so that I can wear the outfits.
I plan to sell the shirt and dress on Ebay unless someone here is interested. The tag says large and I told her to make them a size 10 but my boobs apparently needed to be factored in. Oopsie.
Here are my latest stats:
I’ve worked out 76 days this year for a total of 3,845 minutes and 23105.5 calories.
I have logged 196.4 miles towards my yearly goal of 400.
I didn’t weigh today (running late for work) so I’m not sure of my total loss BUT I think I’m still at 15 lost or more. We’ll see next week!
How are your summer weight loss goals coming along?