Nice title, huh?
I can't wait to see how many people find my blog using the key words in my title. Eesh.
Anywhoozle, guess what yours truly did last night?
I got on the treadmill and sweated my chubby little ass off. Feel free to applaud. It’s that big of a deal. It felt pretty great if I do say so myself. The whole time I kept thinking, “Why do I let myself forget how good this makes me feel?”
I ended up getting a burst of energy from my workout and a migraine. Dammit.
Annoying as hell I tell you.
Speaking of migraines, I’ve been approved for Botox!! Whoop!! I’ve heard people have really good luck with Botox preventing migraines so here’s hoping! I’ll let you know how it goes. I’ve gotten Botox in my armpits a few times to stop sweating and it really didn’t hurt too bad at all but I think this will be in neck region. We’ll see.
Also I’d like to say that I am tired today. So tired that I went pee just so I could sit down and close my eyes and not get in trouble. Do any of you sit on the toilet to catch a break and then start to panic that a snake or dragon might come through the pipes and bite your vagina? No? I know it’s irrational but just sitting there – resting instead of peeing – makes me feel all kind of vagina vulnerable you know?
It’s raise time for one of my PT jobs. Asking for a raise scares me more than fire ants in my underwear. Why the hell is it so hard when I know that I’m worth it? Ugh.
Let’s see – what else? Oh yah - there’s this little tidbit. Eating healthy smells like dog farts. I ate hard boiled eggs for breakfast and tilapia for lunch and therefore my office smells downright stanky. When people walk in I’m sure they think I’ve got feminine hygiene issues so I’m contemplating making a sign that says, “It isn’t me. It’s my food. I swear.”
Okay – that’s all the randompants I think you should be subjected to in one day so I’m stopping there.
Have a great day, Skittles.