2-People who suck at their jobs have it made. No one gives them more work because they can’t handle it. No one gives them confidential info because no one trusts them with it. No one asks them questions because no one thinks they’ll have answers. No one cares where they are or what they are doing because no one thinks their time or talent is worth missing or worth anything for that matter. For 8 hours a day – they get left alone – and the bare minimum is expected of them. Smartest people in the world. I mean yes – you have to have no internal pride but still. I suppose it’s a compliment to be given tons more responsibility and work…but I’m just saying that I’d like to give more to the lazy sucktastic f*cker down the hall who hasn’t taken on anything new since 1985.3-Tomorrow is family movie night. Red 2 and Despicable Me 2 are on the agenda. Mounds of blankets and pillows on the living floor and enough junk food to kill a small buffalo. I cannot wait.
4-Tomorrow I’m going to wear my sequined Cmas shirt from Old Navy to work. It is a white t-shirt and on the front in seqins are the words HO HO HO on top of each other. Red and green obnoxious sequins. I’m going to pair it with Cmas socks. Sometimes I like to pretend I’m 3 and don’t have a mortgage. It’s fun.5-The thought of wrapping all my girl’s Cmas gifts makes me want to barf. Twice. I no likey the wrapping portion of Cmas.
6-Last night I had Doritoes and Pepsi for supper. My kids had Hot Pockets. Mother of the Year right here, folks. Don’t even try to beat me. Tonight is Ramen noodles. So BAM!7-I am obsessed with boot socks. Socks long enough that you can cuff them over your boots. They make my 8 billion pairs of boots feel like new boots.
8-Both my girls are remodeling their bedrooms in a few months and I would just like to go on record as saying I hate painting and there are too many bed/furniture choices out there for kids. I feel like I do nothing but draw layouts all day. Search for beds. Search for dresses and desks. Take them home and get my girl’s opinions, rinse and repeat.9-Merry Christmas.
10-Happy New Year!