My weekend was busy. And by busy I mean me and a bunch of my redneck friends helped another friend move. I kid you not. At one point – one guy was in a skidloader on the ground while one guy was standing on a pallet that was on the skidloader and a honkin huge couch was dangling precariously on top of said pallet. We raised that couch on that tiny pallet two stories and hoisted it over a deck and into the apartment. At one point – I looked over and 5 people stood at the neighbor’s house watching – and pointing – and most importantly – laughing at us.Seriously – so dangerous. A massive couch on a tiny pallet two stories up and a guy standing on the edge of the pallet. We broke about 80 safety violations in five minutes. Oh and did I mention there was beer involved? Cuz there was.
When I said redneck friends – I wasn’t kidding.Naturally, because I’m so out of shape – I was sore as hell the rest of the weekend from moving on Friday. Somehow I found the strength to go shopping on Saturday though.
On Sunday – Rambo and I never departed from our bed until 11:30am. Oopsie. At 3pm, I was back in that blissful bed taking a nap until 6pm. I literally slept the day away. I did do some cleaning because Monday was house appraisal day and I had to at least pretend that our house looks like a catalog every single day for Mrs. Appraisor woman you know?And that – my friends – is my weekend recap. Try not to be jealous of my exciting life. Maybe some day if you keep working hard – you too – can grow up to sleep entire Sundays away…but you must keep working hard.
Cuz that shit don’t come easy.